I like...
Dutch at TSE sent this picture to my phone earlier, lamenting that he may need to leave his home state-
Not being near any wifi I had to hit him up with text messages of alternate wordings that the sticker manufacturers rejected prior to printing. He used his fancy ipad nano to send me the rants, they are as follows:
I like being willfully ignorant!
I like the government dictating what citizens may do while simultaneously professing desire to limit it!
I like obstructing reforms that benefit the American worker!
I like employing "just say no" universally!
I like hiding behind process!
I like hollow outrage!
I like denying children healthcare!
I like further disparaging those left unemployed by our party's economic policies!
I like using ad hominem attacks and straw men!
I like double standards!
I like severely edited videos!
I like gambling with social security!
I like referring to actual fiscal responsibility as a tax hike!
I like to characterize founding fathers as theocrats!
I like shoveling debt on your grandchildren!
I like irresponsible tax cuts for those who don't need them!
I like select parts of the constitution!
I like cherry picking evidence to lie my way into an un-winnable war!
I like relying on amnesia as an election strategy!
I like character assassination!
I like judicial activism that empowers corporations over citizens!
I like the government deciding when to turn off life support!
I like calling equality reverse racism!
I like unequal pay for equal work!
I like the supreme court to select the president!
I like extramarital affairs while denying citizens marriage rights!
I like equating nonsequitors to Nazism!
I like wearing purple heart bandaids!
I like questioning the patriotism of anyone who disagrees with me!
I like supporting the military, police, schools, & libraries while railing against socialism!
I like referring to the rich elite as everyday Americans and calling intellectuals elitist!
