Carrie knows how to quit!

I like how the bottom of the screen reads "Prejean: Sarah Palin is my hero" as she's taking off her microphone and quitting. She's obviously studied some of the best quitters of our time; preferring style over substance, inequality for the gay community, and grasping tenaciously to a talking (or nontalking) point. Must be time for a book tour!

Unlike Larry, all of Carrie's videos are completely appropriate.